Plea Bargaining

Dear Aliens,
Thank you for the delicious intergalactic candies and toys.
P.S. Please bring my parents back.

Dear Ms. Cathgaart,
Thank you for letting me turn my book report in late.
P.S. I know that you're a witch and I'll tell everyone if you don't give me an 'A'.

Dear Terrorists,
Please end your terror.

P.S. Who are you? There are a lot of people looking for you! :)

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